Ask Your Boy This Tomorrow Night at Dinner?

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Because Saturday nights are for the girls with long term potential… (The movie Goodfellas confirms this)

Dress like the chick above, make the same silly face/gestures and ask this:

“Do you think LeBron James will give up basketball for football next year when his contract is up? It’s all over the news… He thinks he can save the Cleveland Browns….”

INSTANT STREET CRED

Now you’re on your own kid. Go do some research right now, if you’re so sports ignorant that you don’t know about LeBron James, you’ve got nearly 24 hours to figure shit out.

Anyways, thank me later.

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